A man and his wife are attending a high school reunion.
As they mingle, the wife keeps glancing at a stunning but clearly intoxicated woman at a nearby table, steadily sipping gin.
Curious, she looks up at her husband and asks, “Do you know her?”
With a sigh, the husband replies, “Yes. She’s my ex-wife. From what I’ve heard, she started drinking right after we divorced seven years ago and hasn’t stopped since.”
Shocked, the wife exclaims, “Oh my god!”
Then, with a smirk, she adds, “Who would have thought someone could celebrate for so long?”
