Some stories just touch your heart, and in a world that can often seem grim, serious, or boring, a funny anecdote is always a welcome diversion.
You might have read this one before, but even if you have, it’s sure to make you chuckle again. It has all the elements of an entertaining tale—drama, revenge, and an unexpected ending.
The story begins with a letter from a husband asking his wife for a divorce. However, it’s his wife’s brilliant reply that steals the show…
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Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today, and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, cooked your favorite meal, and wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes and went straight to sleep after watching all your soaps.
You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you and I have been married for seven years, although calling yourself a good man is a far cry from the truth. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn’t work.
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And that’s just the beginning of her response. Stay tuned for more laughs and the satisfying conclusion!
